Al Black
1 min readAug 25, 2017

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You’ve got this all wrong: “In order to fight white supremacy, people of color need to be joined in solidarity. Asians need to work on themselves, on their families, and on their communities to unpack their anti-blackness, to erase the model minority myth as a shield. We need to be better allies to our black and brown comrades so we can all stand together and rise together and defeat white supremacy together.” What a crock.

Asians ARE White. So-called “White” people are Pink: isn’t that obvious to anyone with eyes to see? And very few “Black” People are actually Black either; most are some shade of brown. Brown people wish they were lighter but Pink people wish they were browner: the human ideal skin colour is something like Brazil’s “cafe au lait” colour.

I don’t think Asians or African-Americans need to get too worried about white Supremacists: there are only about 20,000 of them in the entire United States: that makes them an endangered species. That’s fair enough: they are not fit to survive, so will soon be extinct.

“What does a white supremacist use for contraception?”

“His personality.”

So in conclusion: Asians are white, and the war against white supremacists has already been won.

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Al Black

I work in IT, Community volunteer interested in Politics, support Capitalism as the best economic system for lifting people out of poverty, Skeptical scientist.