This litany of lies borders on Treason. I don’t know how you can continue to live in the USA when you believe it to be such an awful Colonial Empire wreaking havoc on its neighbours! Surely you cannot stand by being a citizen of such an evil totalitarian Capitalist Oligarchy, and should leave immediately for a more morally acceptable country such as Canada or Mexico. Don’t worry about applying for a visa: their borders are arbitrary too, so they won’t mind you sneaking across the border and applying for welfare payments.

Problem solved! That was sarcasm in case you didn’t notice: you believe so many impossible things already, you might have thought I shared your delusions and was offering sincere advice.